I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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