Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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