Kiss
Puke
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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