i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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