I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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