yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
a search helicopter?!
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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