she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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