pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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