She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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