I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it because I queefed?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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