But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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