God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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