Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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