and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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