Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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