On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
As shirtless as possible
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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