wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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