So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Two words: blizzard sex
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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