So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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