just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dear god my vagina.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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