i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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