just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Someone came in the potted fern
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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