We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Soap is not a condiment
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just gift wrapped bread.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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