Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Panties = found
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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