Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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