we have officially lost it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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