id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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