It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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