Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i was born a porn star she said
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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