But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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