I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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