I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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