I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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