yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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