i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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