I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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