wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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