my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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