Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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