So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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