dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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