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say what?
wanna hang out?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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