long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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