Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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