Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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