I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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