i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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