found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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