It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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