It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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