there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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