he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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