It's like God shit irony all over that family
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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