Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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