let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
this just has baby written all over it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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