just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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