The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's never too late to be topless.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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