everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Your penis caused this!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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