This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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